diff --git a/flake.nix b/flake.nix
index 576a6bc..7bb160d 100644
--- a/flake.nix
+++ b/flake.nix
@@ -41,8 +41,7 @@
     flake-utils,
     stockholm,
     ...
-  }: let
-  in
+  }:
     {
       apps = nixinate.nixinate.x86_64-linux self;
 
@@ -50,6 +49,7 @@
         moodle-dl = import modules/moodle-dl.nix;
         networkmanager-declarative = import modules/networkmanager-declarative.nix;
         passport = import modules/passport.nix;
+        panoptikon = import modules/panoptikon.nix;
         system-dependent = import modules/system-dependent.nix;
         telegram-bot = import modules/telegram-bot.nix;
         traadfri = import modules/traadfri.nix;
@@ -75,7 +75,9 @@
             systems/ful/configuration.nix
             agenix.nixosModules.default
             inputs.self.nixosModules.passport
+            inputs.self.nixosModules.panoptikon
             retiolum.nixosModules.retiolum
+            nur.nixosModules.nur
           ];
         };
         zaatar = nixpkgs.lib.nixosSystem rec {
diff --git a/modules/panoptikon.nix b/modules/panoptikon.nix
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ae82261
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modules/panoptikon.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,101 @@
+{
+  config,
+  lib,
+  pkgs,
+  ...
+}: {
+  options.services.panoptikon = {
+    enable = lib.mkEnableOption "Generic command output / website watcher";
+    watchers = lib.mkOption {
+      type = lib.types.attrsOf (lib.types.submodule (watcher: {
+        options = {
+          script = lib.mkOption {
+            type = lib.types.path;
+            description = ''
+              A script whose stdout is to be watched.
+            '';
+            example = ''
+              pkgs.writers.writeDash "github-meta" '''
+                ''${pkgs.curl}/bin/curl -sSL https://api.github.com/meta | ''${pkgs.jq}/bin/jq
+              '''
+            '';
+          };
+          frequency = lib.mkOption {
+            type = lib.types.str;
+            description = ''
+              How often to run the script. See systemd.time(7) for more information about the format.
+            '';
+            example = "*:0/3";
+            default = "daily";
+          };
+          reporters = lib.mkOption {
+            type = lib.types.listOf lib.types.path;
+            description = ''
+              A list of scripts that take the diff (if any) via stdin and report it (e.g. to IRC, Telegram or Prometheus). The name of the watcher will be in the $PANOPTIKON_WATCHER environment variable.
+            '';
+            example = ''
+              [
+                (pkgs.writers.writeDash "telegram-reporter" '''
+                  ''${pkgs.curl}/bin/curl -X POST https://api.telegram.org/bot''${TOKEN}/sendMessage \
+                    -d chat_id=123456 \
+                    -d text="$(cat)"
+                ''')
+                (pkgs.writers.writeDash "notify" '''
+                  ''${pkgs.libnotify}/bin/notify-send "$PANOPTIKON_WATCHER has changed."
+                ''')
+              ]
+            '';
+          };
+        };
+        config = {};
+      }));
+    };
+  };
+
+  config = let
+    cfg = config.services.panoptikon;
+  in
+    lib.mkIf cfg.enable {
+      users.extraUsers.panoptikon = {
+        isSystemUser = true;
+        createHome = true;
+        home = "/var/lib/panoptikon";
+        group = "panoptikon";
+      };
+
+      users.extraGroups.panoptikon = {};
+
+      systemd.services = lib.attrsets.mapAttrs' (watcherName: watcherOptions:
+        lib.nameValuePair "panoptikon-${watcherName}" {
+          enable = true;
+          startAt = watcherOptions.frequency;
+          serviceConfig = {
+            Type = "oneshot";
+            User = "panoptikon";
+            Group = "panoptikon";
+            WorkingDirectory = "/var/lib/panoptikon";
+          };
+          environment.PANOPTIKON_WATCHER = watcherName;
+          wants = ["network-online.target"];
+          script = ''
+            set -efux
+
+            ${pkgs.git}/bin/git init --quiet
+            ${pkgs.git}/bin/git config user.email "panoptikon@${config.networking.hostName}"
+            ${pkgs.git}/bin/git config user.name Panoptikon
+
+            ${watcherOptions.script} > ${watcherName}
+            ${pkgs.git}/bin/git add ${watcherName}
+            ${pkgs.git}/bin/git commit --message "$(${pkgs.coreutils}/bin/date -Is)" || :
+
+            if [ -n "$(${pkgs.git}/bin/git diff HEAD^ -- ${watcherName})" ]; then
+              ${lib.strings.concatMapStringsSep "\n" (reporter: ''
+                ${pkgs.git}/bin/git diff HEAD^ -- ${watcherName} | ${reporter}
+              '')
+              watcherOptions.reporters}
+            fi
+          '';
+        })
+      cfg.watchers;
+    };
+}
diff --git a/systems/ful/configuration.nix b/systems/ful/configuration.nix
index 91047f7..7cf9e17 100644
--- a/systems/ful/configuration.nix
+++ b/systems/ful/configuration.nix
@@ -10,6 +10,7 @@ in {
     ./hardware-configuration.nix
     ./matomo.nix
     ./radio.nix
+    ./panoptikon.nix
     ../../configs/monitoring.nix
     ../../configs/tor.nix
     ../../configs/save-space.nix
diff --git a/systems/ful/panoptikon.nix b/systems/ful/panoptikon.nix
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d37b694
--- /dev/null
+++ b/systems/ful/panoptikon.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
+{
+  config,
+  pkgs,
+  lib,
+  ...
+}: let
+  kpaste = pkgs.writers.writeDash "kpaste" ''
+    ${pkgs.curl}/bin/curl -sS -sS http://p.r --data-binary @"''${1:--}" | ${pkgs.gnused}/bin/sed '$ {p;s|http://p.r|https://p.krebsco.de|}'
+  '';
+
+  url = address:
+    pkgs.writers.writeDash "watch-url" ''
+      ${pkgs.w3m}/bin/w3m -dump ${lib.escapeShellArg address}
+    '';
+
+  urlJSON = address:
+    pkgs.writers.writeDash "watch-url-json" ''
+      ${pkgs.curl}/bin/curl -sSL ${lib.escapeShellArg address} | ${pkgs.jq}/bin/jq
+    '';
+
+  reporters.irc-xxx = pkgs.writers.writeDash "irc-xxx" ''
+    ${kpaste} \
+    | ${pkgs.gnused}/bin/sed -n '2s/^/change detected: /p' \
+    | ${config.nur.repos.mic92.ircsink}/bin/ircsink \
+      --nick "$PANOPTIKON_WATCHER"-watcher \
+      --server irc.r \
+      --target '#xxx'
+  '';
+in {
+  services.panoptikon = {
+    enable = true;
+    watchers."github-meta" = {
+      script = urlJSON "https://api.github.com/meta";
+      reporters = [reporters.irc-xxx];
+    };
+    watchers.spiegel = {
+      script = url "https://www.spiegel.de/";
+      reporters = [];
+    };
+  };
+}