diff --git a/packages/scripts/nachtischsatan-bot.nix b/packages/scripts/nachtischsatan-bot.nix
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..5beace7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/packages/scripts/nachtischsatan-bot.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+{ token, writers, python3Packages, ... }:
+writers.writePython3 "nachtischsatan-bot" { libraries = [ python3Packages.python-telegram-bot ]; } ''
+  from telegram.ext import Updater, MessageHandler
+  from telegram.ext.filters import Filters
+
+
+  def flubber(bot, update):
+      update.message.reply_text("*flubberflubber*")
+
+
+  updater = Updater(
+    '${token}'
+  )
+
+  updater.dispatcher.add_handler(MessageHandler(Filters.all, flubber))
+
+  updater.start_polling()
+  updater.idle()
+''
diff --git a/systems/catullus/containers.nix b/systems/catullus/containers.nix
index e9a225c..3d92d5c 100644
--- a/systems/catullus/containers.nix
+++ b/systems/catullus/containers.nix
@@ -73,6 +73,16 @@ in {
     serviceConfig.Restart = "always";
   };
 
+  systemd.services.telegram-nachtischsatan = {
+    wantedBy = [ "multi-user.target" ];
+    description = "*flubberflubber*";
+    enable = true;
+    script = toString (pkgs.callPackage <niveum/packages/scripts/nachtischsatan-bot.nix> {
+      token = lib.strings.fileContents <secrets/telegram/nachtischsatan.token>;
+    });
+    serviceConfig.Restart = "always";
+  };
+
   systemd.services.telegram-proverb = {
     wantedBy = [ "multi-user.target" ];
     description = "Telegram bot for generating inspiring but useless proverbs";